Oh my gaaawd- the end of Valentines Day!

Stupidity 101

Oh my gaaaawd, how dare those darn pit bulls grace the cover of a candy box from the dollar store.

Billy boy- pour yourself another drink and calm down. According to experts cigarette smoke contains over 4,000 chemicals, including 43 known cancer-causing (carcinogenic) compounds and 400 other toxins. These cigarette ingredients include nicotine, tar, and carbon monoxide, as well as formaldehyde, ammonia, hydrogen cyanide, arsenic, and DDT. Let’s also mention how nicotine is highly addictive, but those darn pit bull puppies on a box of candy is WAY worse.

Im pretty sure the image of Jeffery Dahmer on box of candy or on anything would be highly offensive to anyone- especially to the families of the young men he raped, dismembered and ATE. There is not one dog on this planet that can be compared to a serial killer- but people with a brain can figure that out.

I hope they seriously choke on a valentines chocolate.

3 thoughts on “Oh my gaaawd- the end of Valentines Day!

  1. First if all Palmer’s is NOT real chocolate but chocolate flavored. Shame on them for looking at cheap ass candy. Second Valentine cards and candies are brimming with ridiculous puns and plays on words so big DUH on their stupidness. Third the Johnson smokes and dispenses alcoholic beverages, two things way more dangerous than Pit Bulls and all dog attacks combined so he needs to STFU. He has no point…at all.


  2. Fourth as stated Valentine cards and candy are full of puns and plays on words/names…no one paid to have the freaking pits on a box of chocolate *flavored* candy. Seriously…you people are really sounding like a paranoid cult.


  3. Honestly, having just read the story above about the woman locking dogs in her care and the hideous DBO response, this gave me a much-needed chuckle. Reminds me of an Internet story I saw about a preacher from the 1980s who went around proclaiming that He-Man would turn children into Devil Worshippers, while Care Bears would turn children Buddhist. (Sadly, I watched both religiously — pun intended — but my Catholicism still stuck. Oh well, it’s worth now that we have a ‘fun-pope’ again!)

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